May 2013
davidbowiestoaster:
I would like a tattoo but ouch
an erection is like your dick blushing how cute is that
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*sees white walker*
is that macklemore
despairtanaka:
the great
dirkkat:
“why do you ship that? it’s never going to be canon”
damespock:
ussawesome:
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
benedryl-pumpkinpatch:
Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
tokomon:
youcanlevitateme:
Patriarchy =
menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK
Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
ifyoucarryonthisway:
you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
apracticalman:
I’m just saying, the next Star Trek movie needs to be a 3 hour epic space-opera adaptation of The Trouble With Tribbles
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“The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be...”
– Jada Pinkett Smith (via chubby-bunnies)
Anonymous asked: (may contain nsfw)
shaving rash more like shaving wrath
thepacosanchezz:
my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
bigstupidbaby:
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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